While the world drowns itself in chaotic consumerism and fake holiday cheer, I expect more - much more - from my slaves. This is the time of year to prove true loyalty. I am the Goddess who illuminates your pathetic, meaningless lives, and Christmas is the perfect occasion to show me that you understand this.

A Christmas tribute to me is not a gift - it’s your obligation to reaffirm your submissive purpose. I don’t ask for scraps, I demand devotion and tributes, as I rightfully deserve. Think carefully about how you show your gratitude for my mere existence.

Do not disappoint me. The holidays are no excuse for neglect.