Listen up, my drooling puppet, for such a chance will not come your way again. It's not out of necessity, but pure generosity, that I grant you access to a relic of my existence. Forget the idea of a trivial sale; your petty cash plays a minor role in my world. Instead, out of an act of mercy, I offer you the chance to possess a piece of my greatness.

The slippers, former companions of my divine feet, are not given away lightly. Rather, I allow you to receive them for a symbolic tribute of €150 – a gesture that barely registers in my realm. This grants you additional wear photos and includes shipping directly to your pitiful existence within Germany. Shipping costs outside of Germany will be added to your tribute.

You will send me a private message through my site if you wish to purchase this collector's item. My slippers are not just any accessory; they are an artifact of my superiority, and will drag you deeper into dependency.